Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Quote of the Day


Whereas each man claims his freedom as a matter of right, the freedom he accords to other men is a matter of toleration.
- Walter Lippmann

Monday, June 17, 2013

Same old same old

Clocked in at 108.6 kg again this morning, which means I haven't done any progress since May 30th. On the bright side, I've rarely been much over 110 so it seems I've stabilized.

Quote of the Day


If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is no barking dog to be tethered on a 1-foot chain.
- Theodor Adorno

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Quote of the Day


I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
- Howard Stern

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Quote of the Day


Great wits are sure to madness near allied
And thin partitions do their bounds divide.
- John Dryden

Friday, June 14, 2013

Quote of the Day


It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
- Cynthia E. Varnado

I's got a new job!

Got a new job teaching at a high school almost two hours north of where I currently live. Interviewed for it Thursday and the area seemed very nice, as did my future co-workers. Things be looking up, dawg.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Quote of the Day

Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked.
- Machiavelli

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Quote of the Day

While there's life, there's hope.
- Terents

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Quote of the Day


A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
- William James

Monday, June 10, 2013

Quote of the Day


Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.
- Pericles

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Quote of the Day


The assumed instinctive belief in God has been used by many persons as an argument for His existence. But this is a rash argument, as we should thus be compelled to believe in the existence of cruel and malignant spirits, only a little more powerful than man; for the belief in them is far more general than in a beneficent Deity.
- Charles Darwin

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Quote of the Day


Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to do the unnecessary.
- Richard Harkness

Friday, June 7, 2013

Quote of the Day


Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
- Lewis Grizzard

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Quote of the Day

He would come in and say he changed his mind -- which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any.
- Mark Twain

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Quote of the Day


Pay no attention to what critics say. No statue has ever been put up to a critic.
- Jean Sibelius

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Quote of the Day

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

Monday, June 3, 2013

Quote of the Day

"If everybody minded their own business", the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, "the world would go round a deal faster than it does".
- Lewis Carroll (from "Alice in Wonderland")

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Quote of the Day


I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
- Kinky Friedman

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Quote of the Day


My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint.
- Emma Brombeck

Friday, May 31, 2013

Quote of the Day

Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased.
- Adam Smith

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Quote of the Day

One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
- James Russel Lowell

Mah weight

Ish down to 108.6 kg this morning. Waiting for the weather to get nice enough that I can take a walk in the forest again. Imma reach 105 kg before the summer holidays or die trying.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Quote of the Day

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
- W.H. Auden

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Quote of the Day

I see knowledge increasing and human power increasing. I see ever-increasing possibilities before life, and I see no limits set to it at all, existence impresses me as a perpetual dawn. Our lives, as I apprehend, are great in expectations.
- H. G. Wells

Monday, May 27, 2013

Quote of the Day

To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a menace to society.
- Teddy Roosevelt

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Quote of the Day

John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that he temporarily died to save it from himself. But none of that really matters because most people will be tortured for eternity anyways.
- Matt Miller

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Quote of the Day

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
- Jack Handy

Friday, May 24, 2013

Quote of the Day

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
- William Blake

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Quote of the Day

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
- Mark Russell

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Quote of the Day

A kiss on your hand may make you feel very, very good but a diamond and safire bracelet lasts forever.
- Anita Loos

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Quote of the Day

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.
- Bruce Feirstein

Monday, May 20, 2013

Quote of the Day

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
- Don Quinn

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Quote of the Day

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.
- Robert M. Pirsig